Eloquent English Expressions!!


Here you will find Advice from "Dear Aggie",
Babblings from Brooke and Langley's Language 101!!


 

 

duchess.wav....Phoebe:...Duchess!, why it's been ages since anybody called me that!

15mins.wav....Phoebe:....You are beyond fashionably late! Your 15 minutes of fame are up!


anything.wav....Phoebe:....(plastered) Of course I'm all right! I am a rich, beautiful American lady, who can have anything she wants. Can't I?....

feebtree.wav....Phoebe:....My family, the Englishes, were the first inhabitants of Pine Valley.....

englishs.wav....Phoebe:...and the way she tells it, her family settled Pine Valley...but Everybody knows that the Englishes..my Family... are the very heart and soul, of this whole region.

dearaggy.wav....Phoebe:..Well....Dear Aggy has been known to lend an .....

....especially to an old friend..

stiknose.wav....Phoebe:....You know one of the best things about growing older, is you're allowed to stick your nose in other people's business.

somefish.wav....Phoebe:....Something is smelling fishy around here.....

sherry.wav....Phoebe:....Well somehow the thaught of a long winter's nap has lost it's charm...however, a little drink of sherry never fails....

feebstab.wav....Phoebe:....Why you little sneak!....You stabbed me in the back with your Swedish Meatballs!!!

langley.wav....Phoebe:...My Langley is a proverbial Stallion.......


frump.wav....Phoebe:....That tacky little frump and MY husband?!? ughhhhh !!

whlchair.wav....Phoebe:....Oh!...How I would love to run him over with this wheelchair! ! !

theblock.wav....Phoebe:....Now, I've been around the block..since the block had hitching posts.

For a quick break and a nip of sherry here's Phoebe's front parlor


Brooke does her best at bustin' loose



motorcyc.wav....Brooke:....I rode into town on the back of my boyfriend Benny Sago's motorcycle looking for more trouble than I could handle.....

bigdaddy.wav....Brooke:....Ok!...Big daddy!....

banner.wav....Brooke:....She's got a like the front page of the .

whothe.wav....Brooke:....Who the hell knows!

gotohell.wav....Brooke:....Go To Hell!!

bottleof.wav....Brooke: Shouldn't the lights be low, the room be smoky and one of us have a bottle of Scotch?


stupid.wav....Brooke:....I think that you need to get stupid for a day or two and just see what happens.....

canary.wav....Brooke:....I hope the canary you swallowed gives you heartburn!

adventur.wav....Brooke:....Let's just have an adventure and let's just not think for a change!....

train.wav....Brooke:...When ya see a freight train coming get off the tracks.....

Here we have the Professor's Formula for Living



prof.wav....Langley:...My name is Professor Langley Wallingford.....My world has been academe....area of which one of your class, would enter only through the backdoor!

battleax.wav....Langley:....That's right! The old battleaxe got a stranglehold on me and beat me within an inch of my life!....

carnival.wav...Langley:...Oh, it was years ago at a carnival. I snatched her purse.......

rumors.wav....Langley:....These malicious rumors you've been spreading about me.......

linclick.wav....Linc Tyler:....We'll lick this thing together!

drtyler.wav....Doctor Tyler:....And, you've been lying about taking the pill.....

Phoebe SO loved her Christmas present from Jamie and Tad that she asked that we put it here for all to enjoy!


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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.

---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.

---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.

---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....

---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.

---The Marick Mausoleum---For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....

---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.

---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....

---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!

---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....

---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!

---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..

---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.

---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.

---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"

---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....

---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!

---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !

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