Adam's Announcements

and Stuart's Statements!

Direct from the Tunnels, it's the Argyle Connection!
Plus a trip to the west wing and selections from Skye!

 

 

bedead.wav....Adam:...."Shouldn't you be dead from natural causes by now?"....

wallfly.wav....Adam:...."I'd like to be a on the wall when you two start buzzing."

trickyou.wav....Adam:...."Would I try to trick you?!?"....

velcroed.wav....Adam:...."Beats having your face velcroed to Palmer Cortland's behind"....

goodliar.wav....Adam: Well sure...a good liar uses as much as the truth as possible....it makes the lies easier to remember.....


liar.wav....Adam:....Liar! You're green with jealousy!

pullhair.wav....Adam:....No, no, no....you can't do that!....I'm pulling out my hair can't you see me?!?...Every freaking follicle!!!....

whattair.wav....Adam: You've been telling him what to air to how much toilet paper to put in the bathroom!

shaker.wav....Adam:....I will electrify your mother's martini shaker!

vodkabtl.wav....Adam:....What are you gonna do?....Come after me with the nearest vodka bottle!?!

burlives.wav....Adam:....Look around, the place is deserted except for Burl Ives and his bother at the bar...

souse.wav....Adam:....You rotten, bitter old souse! Get out of my home!

guest.wav....Adam:....Ah, Wonderful! ANOTHER univited guest!!

winifred.wav....Adam:....Winifred! W I N I F R E D!!

clinic.wav....Adam:....There's a clinic where doctors dress as cabana boys....

stoodbed.wav....Adam:....I should have stood in bed!

chocmint.wav...Adam:..I promise to wax poetical to the chocolate mint on my pillow...

ondrugs.wav....Adam:....Are you on Drugs?!?

whtababy.wav....Adam:...."What a baby!!!"....

picnic.wav..Adam:...I will be a picnic...ant free!

holmes.wav...Adam:....By jove Holmes!.. ..You are a clever boot, you are....

snockerd.wav...Adam:....You're snockered! ! !..it's a bit early ...even for you....

lush.wav...Adam:....You're a lush with the morals of an alley cat!....

evrhappy.wav....Adam:....I've had to be pretty creative lately.....but if I do things right...everyone will be happy....

escargot.wav....Adam:....Lucretia is whipping up some escargot in puff pastry!

peapod.wav...Adam:....We are two peas in the same pod!

natureby.wav....Adam:....Where's nature boy?

gamebird.wav...Adam:...I am a conneisuer of fine game birds....and you are the pick of the flock!

10rounds.wav...Adam:....I just did 10 rounds with the Barbarian Brothers....if one drinks gonna kill me maybe the end be swift and merciful....

apes.wav....Adam:....Is that what separates man from apes?

idoncare.wav....Adam:...."I don't care if you're on the dark side of the moon".....

nonprof.wav....Adam:...Your status as the former Mrs. Chandler is not for profit!!

editor.wav....Adam:....Thanks for the editorial, Stuart....

23dfloor.wav...Adam:...Well perhaps you would like to take the window exit...I would prefer that...we're on the 23rd floor! ! !



Now, let's take a ride thru the tunnel to see Stuie...

chanrosa.wav...Adam/Stuart:....(not really!) Stuart, Stuart, you get back in that West Wing right now!.....All right, Adam, but would you like my argyle sweater?

mycup.wav....Stuart:...Celebrates his love for his new bride, with his version of the folk song "My Cup Runneth Over"....

fromadam.wav......Stuart:....I'm just thankful he didn't know me from Adam!

tobeadam.wav......Stuart:....I promised myself I would never pretend to be Adam again...I always get into such trouble!

whyrumad.wav....Stuart:...Then why are you so mad? You should be happy....

dearadam.wav......Stuart:...Dear Adam,... I seduced your Mother-In-Law last night.

( I think?!? )

invite.wav....Stuart:....I'd like to invite you to stay, but......I don't want to!

wrongend.wav...Stuart:....Sometimes when I'm saying something...it comes out the wrong end....

fraidyct.wav....Stuart:...."Adam Chandler....isn't a Fraidy Cat".....

3bears.wav....Stuart:....I feel like I'm in the "3 Bears".....

hisshots.wav...Stuart:.....Hope he had his shots!....

oakhaven.wav......Stuart:...I have some friends at Oakhaven....let's get him commited....

staring.wav....Stuart: Staring out a window can take a LOT out of you!

dambubba.wav....Stuart:....Damn straight, Bubba!!!!!!

winners.wav....Stuart:...."People who can love are always the winners....always"....

zeebar.wav....Stuart: would you care for zomething from zee bar??

ulikeme.wav....Stuart:..."You like me! ! !...you really like me"....

knockblok.wav....Stuart:...You stop this....Stop it right now!....coz if ya don't....I'm gonna knock your block off! ! !

punch.wav...Stuart:....I don't punch people very often, but I can punch really hard, and.......

alicking.wav......Stuart:...Just get out of here right now....or stay and take a licking!

badnews.wav...Stuart:....Well, good riddance! She's bad news!

aboutluv.wav....Stuart:...I'm not terribly smart....but I know alot about love....

Let's say Hi to Skye!

theattic.wav...Skye:....Wanted, single male with empty attic.....

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