Jack Nicholson

 

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A more modern menace....Jack's Back!
or if you please..."Heere's Johnny!"

johnny.wav......"Heeeere's Johnny! ! !".....

redrum.wav....Danny Torrence conversing with his finger or is that Tony's?....In The Shining

danysnot.wav...."Danny's not here Mrs. Torrence".....

hairodog.wav....(LLoyd the bartender at the Overlook)...."What'll it be sir?"...Hair of the dog that bit me"...Bourbon on the rocks...."That'll do".....

setup.wav...."You set em up...and I'll knock 'em back ...one by one....

distract.wav...."Let me explain something to you...when ever you come in here and interupt me you're breaking my concentration....you're distracting me..and it will then take me time to get back to where I was! ! !...ya understand?!?"....

littlpig.wav....Little pig little pig let me in....not by the hair of my chinny chin chin...then I'll huff...and Puff and blow your house in! ! ! ....

shining.wav....Scatman Crother's explains the gift he was born with

enjoyed.wav...."It's been quite an afternoon....I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much".....(some fun from Roger Corman's 1960 Little Shop Of Horrors)

dentist.wav...."Ya know....most people don't like to go to the dentist...but I rather enjoy it myself....Don't you?...


inpain.wav...."Oh!...I couldn't do that!....I have three or four abcesses, a touch of pyorrhea, nine or ten cavities, I lost my pivot tooth and I'm in terrible paaain....(he heee)".....

patient.wav....(Jack as patient Wilbur Force, reads an article from "Pain" Magazine in the dentist's waiting room)...."The patient came to me, with a large hole in his abdomen (hum he) caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife (he he he)....He almost bled to death and gangrene had set in....I didn't give him much of a chance....There were other complications, (ha hee) the man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy and a touch of the grip (hah).....I decided to operate!".....

ahladies.wav...."Ah ladies!....Comon".....(and Jack of course as Daryl Van Horn..from The Witches Of Eastwick).....

lildevil.wav...."Just your average horney little devil!"......

lilbitch.wav...."Ungrateful little bitches!...Aren't they?!?".....

onthetop.wav...."Umm.....Would you like to be on the top....or the bottom?".....

cheptrik.wav...."Don't pay any attention.....It's a cheap trick....anybody could do it"....


femprob.wav...."Nothing to be alarmed at....ahhh...just a little female problem".....

domestic.wav...."Sorry....ahh...just having a little trouble...a little trouble at home....a little domestic problem"....

 

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