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imaloser.wav...."I'm A Loser and I lost someone whos near to me...I'm a loser....and I'm not what
I appear to be"...
betoven1.wav....The Fab 4 take a shot at Chuck Berry's "Roll Over Beethoven....tell Tchaikovsky the news!"....
rrmusic1.wav...."Just let me hear some of that Rock And roll Music"....Any old way they played it, the Beatles WERE rock and roll!
mykitten.wav....A very early recording......"You Better Leave My Kitten Alone".....
girl.wav...."Is there anybody going to listen to my story....all about the girl who came to stay...ah Girl....(fffftttttttpppp)"....
sleeping.wav...."Please don't wake me....no don't shake me...leave me where I am....I'm Only Sleeping".....
ticket.wav...."I think I'm gonna be sad....I think it's today....yea....the girl that's driving me mad is going away...she's got a Ticket To Ride"....
help!.wav...."Help...I need somebody...help...not just anybody...help...you know I need someone....Help!".....
holdme.wav...."It feels so right now....Hold Me Tight...tell me I'm the only one...so hold...me tight tonight...tonight..it's you ...you you you"....
kissyou.wav...."Close your eyes and I'll kiss you".....a snippet of All My Lovin'...
norelpy.wav...."This happened once before when I came to your door...No Reply".....
kanscity.wav...."Goin'a Kansas City ...gonna see my baby back home....yea yea"....
me2you.wav...."If there's anything that you want...if there's anything I can do...just call on me and I'll bring it along....with love From Me To You".....
taxman.wav.....Taxes?...In England, it's called the Inland Revenue...and the rates will drive you WAY inland!
8days.wav...."Oh I need your love babe....Eight Days A Week"....
daytrip.wav...."Got a good reason, for taking the easy way out...got a good reason, for taking the easy way out, now....she was a Day Tripper...one way ticket, yeah....it took me so long....to find out and I found out"...
madonna.wav...."Bah bah bah.....see how they run!....Lady Madonna lying on the bed...listen to the music playing in your heaaad"....
andilove.wav....One of their prettiest love songs....don't you love it?....And I Love Her.....
doitroad.wav....A nasty suggestion.....Why Don't We Do It In The Road?...
thingswe.wav...."You say you will love me, if I have to go...you'll be thinking of me...somehow I will know...Things We Said Today"...
drivecar.wav...."Baby, You Can Drive My Car....but only in the driveway, and only if I'm with you!
blisters.wav...."I got blisters on me fingers!!!"...Helter Skelter ending....
toomuch.wav....All Too Much...But how much IS too much? Sounds like a question for Jeremy Hillary P.H.D. the Boob!
nowhere.wav...."He's a real Nowhere Man sitting in his nowhere land....making all his nowhere plans for nobody".......
mymonkey.wav...."Your inside is out and your outside is in...your outside is in and your inside is out....so comon...woooh...so come on...woooh...come on it's such a joy....come on it's such a joy....comon and make it easy come on and take it easy...take it easy....woooh...take it easy..."Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey"....
prudence.wav...."Dear Prudence, ah won't ya come out to play......dear Prudence greet the brand new day...heeey...the sun is up the sky is blue..it's beautiful and so are you!".....
obladee.wav....Ob La Dee Ob La Dah...thirty years later, and I'm still not sure what it means!
gonalose.wav...."If you dont treat her right, my friend you're gona find her gone... You're Gona Lose That Girl....yes, yes, you're gona lose that girl"....
writer.wav...."Dear Sir or madam can ya read my book....took me years to write can ya take a look...I need a job and I want to be a Paperback Writer"....
tomorrow.wav...."Turn off your mind relax and float downstream it is not dying it is not dying....lay down all thoughts surrender to the void"....Tomorrow Never Knows....
mustard.wav...."Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park shaves in the dark trying to save paper"....
julia.wav...."Her hair of floating sky is shimmering...Glimmering, in the sun....Julia....Julia, morning moon touch me"....
martha.wav...."When you find your self in the thick of it...help yourself to a bit of what is all around you...silly girl...Martha My Dear"...
somthing.wav...."Something in the way she knows...and all I have to do is think of her...Something in the things she shows me...dont wanna leave her now...know I believe in how"....
bulldog.wav...."Hey Bulldog....What did ya say?...Ruff....do ya know anymore?....Ruff....Stop it you're a child! ! !...Quiet quiet! !"....(great tune off Yellow Submarine soundtrack...who knows why they never used it in the movie?)......
bulldog1.wav...."Sheepdog....standin' in the rain.....bullfrog...doin' it again....some kind of happiness is measured out in miles...what makes you think that you're something special when you smile....You can talk to me...you can talk to me....you can talk to me...if you're lonely you can talk to me".....
savoy.wav...."Creme tangerine....montelimat...ginger sling with a pineapple heart...coffee dessert--yes you know it's good news...But you'll have to have them all pulled out, after the Savoy Truffle"....
rollup.wav...."Roll up for the Mystery tour....step right this waaay!....You have an invitation to make a reservation......The Magical Mystery Tour...is coming to take you away"....
richman.wav...."How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people....turned on naturally....happy to be that way....now that you've found another key...what are you going to play...."Baby You're A Richman"....baby you're a richman, baby you're a richman too....you keep all your money in a big brown bag...inside the loo....what a thing to do"....
lucysky.wav....Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds...still beats the pants off "Judy in Disguise"... With Glasses!
northern.wav...."If you're listening to this song....you may think the chords are going wrong...but they're not....we just wrote it like that......'cause it's only a Northern Song"....
flying.wav...instrumental from Magical Mystery Tour ...for Flying....
imwalrus.wav...Actually, Elvis could have redone I Am The Walrus in the 70's, and it would have fit!
guitar.wav...."I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping...While My Guitar Gently Weeps"....
hidelove.wav...."How could she...say to me...love will find away...gather round....all you clowns....let me hear you say....hey... you've got to Hide Your Love...away"...(beautiful flute solo on the outro)....
michelle.wav...."Michelle....McCart's most popular ballad love song.....(at least to girls named Michelle)...
gdaysun.wav....A snipped greeting of Good Day Sunshine From the Revolver LP....
birthday.wav....Evermost popular chatroom wav...."You say it's your Birthday...it's my birthday too, yeah!"
imemine.wav...."All through the day....I Me Mine...I me mine I me mine...a sample from George off Let It Be....(a selfish little tune)...
mrkite.wav...."For the benefit of Mr. Kite there will be a show tonight on trampoline!" Being For the Benefit Of Mr. Kite....John wrote this off an advertisment for the circus....(But we all knew that!)
4000hole.wav....The lyrics of A Day In The Life were inspired by an actual news story in London.
litlhelp.wav....Billy Shears played by Richie Starkey..."would you believe in a love at first sight...Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time...what do you see when you turn out the light?....Oh I get by With A Little Help From My Friends"......
fool.wav...."The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still...but nobody wants to know him...they can see that he's just a fool...And he never gives an answer, but The Fool On The Hill...sees the sun going down"...
strawber.wav...."Let me take you down...'cause I'm going to..Strawberry Fields...nothing is real".....
sotired.wav...."You know I give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind"....(plus the mumbles..no extra charge)....from the White Album...So Tired....
rockyrac.wav....Rocky Raccoon checked in to his room, only to find Gideon's Bible!"....(That Gideon sure lost a lot of Bibles over the years!)....
heyjude.wav...."Hey Jude Don't make it bad....take a sad song and make it better...written by Paul, to make it better for Julian....
judijude.wav...."Make It Groove" sayz Paul and they all sing along with the chorus.....a star studded cast of friends!
penylane.wav...."Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes".......
goodmorn.wav....Inspired by a Kellogg's Corn Flake ad...."Goodmorning....I've got nothing to say...but its Ok"....
notagirl.wav...."She's not a girl who misses much ....do do do do do do...oh yea"....best part of Happiness Is a Warm Gun
slvrhamr.wav...."Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer...came down upon her head...Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead".....
piggies.wav...."Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt?..and for all the little Piggies life is getting worse...always having dirt to play around in"....
nonine.wav...."Number Nine....is that somebody talking backwards or the headwaiter calling out my dinner reservation?
nitenite.wav....Ringo's beautiful lulluby off The White Album....Goodnight...sort of brings a tear to your eye don't it? "goodnight everybody.....everybody eveybody everywhere"....
boogaloo.wav...."You think you're a groove standing there in your wallpaper shoes and your socks that match your eyes!".....Back Off Boogaloo a hit single from Ringo....
universe.wav...."Words are flowing out....like endless rain into a paper cup....they pass...they slip away, Across The Universe....kia guru da gla!"
imagine.wav...."Imagine there's no Heaven. It's easy if you try! No Hell below us....above us only sky"....
ballad.wav...."Savin' up your money for a rainy day....givin' all your clothes to charity"......The Ballad (Of John And Yoko)....
nobody.wav....Everybodys smokin..and no one's getting high..Nobody Told Me they'rd be days like these....Strange days indeed!"......
mindgame.wav.... Keep playin' those Mind Games forever! Raisin' the spirit of Peace and Love!"
woman.wav..."And Woman hold me close in your heart...however distant..don't keep us apart"....
world.wav...."I can see the World Tonight....a recent single from Paul...(I can hear Jeff Lynne tonight...can you?)....
whtworld.wav...."What In The...World would I do?....Livin in a world without you?"... from his recent Vertical Man CD...Ringo..(and another just below)..
ladeda.wav...."When I get blue, here's what I do and you can too...it is no mystery...when ya sing..La..La De Da"...
freebird.wav...."Free As A Bird...the next best thing to be...free as a bird".....
byehello.wav...."I dont know why you say goodbye I say Hello...Hello Goodbye...
whysayby.wav...."Why why why why....do ya saaayyy.....goodbye-yeyeyeye"...(extra stereo echo added effect!)
